Sunday Morning Sex
Upin hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to comfort her 95 year-old grandmother.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if that fu@king ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Good morning you sexy beasts! Hope you all are having a pleasant weekend whatever you're up to. I'm here loving Galway as usual, it was sunny most of the day yesterday but later started raining so I was hot n wet most of the day, but then again that's nothing new for me
Planning on a stroll around the Christmas market in Eyre Square later, love it, who's taking me to the market in Cork next week?!
Enjoy your Sunday everyone, whatever you're up to
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