There are a few people who do a lot of work for this site with no pay. Luther, for example, spends much more time here than at his real job. Pat is too cheap to reward these people, so it's really up to us. Of course it has to be done anonymously. No checks, for example. Here is what I propose. Each mod (including community mods, review mod and even competitions czar) arranges with a lady (or gentleman or ex-gentleman, Are you still modding, Ric?) that he will post her name and mobile number to this thread. Grateful community members like myself will then buy the lady phone credit. The escort keeps track and, when the credit reaches her usual fee, invites the mod for a freebie. Or a discount of the appropriate amount, if he decides he can't wait any longer. In either case, he posts a triumphant, and suitably grateful, announcement to the thread, with the name and number of his next target.

Will this really work? I have no idea, but let's give it a try.

Qph, by the way, is eligible to participate as well. He will, of course, claim that he won't actually visit the escort in question and that he is simply helping her through a tight spot financially. We will pretend to believe him.