The Culture of Entitlement

[Dick Spunk]

We have all learned this week of certain people in the establishment and their huge spending habits, all at the publics expense, well today, my fellow punters- I take it a stage further.
I want to expose TD Tom, he is a minister with the Department of entitled types, and he has spent 3 million euro or Your money on escorts and porn!
I cornered him this morning, off to a 5 star hotel with a Brazilian escort, I include his picture below.
"I am entitled to all the things I have spent the money on, and all you feckers can feck off" he told me.
The 19 year old Brazilian escort with him, her name is Andreia, pushed her tits up against him and told me - "TD Tom is a good man!! He gives me 100 euro tips for giving him a good blowjob!!"
What about the 3 million euro I asked him-
"I visit 2 escorts every day, I do it to represent Ireland, and I am entitled to it!"
Yes fellow punters, figures released by the Freedom of information act tells us that Tom has visited the brothels of Amsterdam, Thailand, and Germany, not for himself, but representing YOU!!
He has also spend 10000 euro of public funds on Viagra, handcuffs, lubriciant and leather whips.
"I am perfectly entitled to all I spent on, now you feckers mind your own business!"
"Yes, leave him alone!" said the nubile Andreia, "He is a good man, very generous with tips, and he likes long slow blowjobs!"
And off they went to the 5 star hotel, for 3 or 4 hours of wild kinky animal sex . . . .

So there you have it, punters, while you are busting your balls working to get in 500 euro to pay your bills, TD Tom is also busting his balls, only he is doing it on 19 year old Brazilian escorts, with tits which would make a gay guy hard

Dick.