Dark humour pick-up-lines

**whiteball** · 04-12-22, 11:44

I couldn't help but notice that
I would like to have sex with
you on a regular basis.

**whiteball** · 05-12-22, 11:43

You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I
lick you to find out?

**whiteball** · 06-12-22, 11:08

I wanna be the reason you need therapy.

**whiteball** · 07-12-22, 11:15

Hi baby! I am a professional photographer.
I will love you to feature in my well-organized
photo shoot.

**KiloOscar** · 19-12-22, 20:01

In case you are feeling down. I am here to feel you up.

**whiteball** · 11-04-24, 09:57

If you were a zombie, I'd let you eat my heart out.

**whiteball** · 07-05-24, 11:09

The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.

Thread: Dark humour pick-up-lines