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    The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Is your name Dracula? Because I'd let you take a bit out of me.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
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    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Best reply to a dark pick-up line I ever heard was, fortunately directed at a mate and not me.

    Typical Irish Humour!

    "I have one c*nt in my knickers, why would I need another one?"

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    Any chance of a dance? No? I suppose a blowjob is definitely out of the question so

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    We all die someday. Wanna go out with me?
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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