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    You have such a banging body,
    the last time I had such a body
    to myself, I was stuffing it in my
    basement.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    I want to touch you, but you have to
    promise not to call the cops.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    I'm new to this area. Can you lead
    me on the way to your apartment.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Hi, I came to talk to you following
    the instructions of the voices in my
    head.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Hi babe! I am organizing great party at home
    and you are the only invited guest. Should I
    be expecting you?
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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