Dark humour pick-up-lines

[whiteball]

You have such a banging body,
the last time I had such a body
to myself, I was stuffing it in my
basement.

[whiteball]

I want to touch you, but you have to
promise not to call the cops.

[whiteball]

I'm new to this area. Can you lead
me on the way to your apartment.

[whiteball]

Hi, I came to talk to you following
the instructions of the voices in my
head.

[whiteball]

Hi babe! I am organizing great party at home
and you are the only invited guest. Should I
be expecting you?