Dark humour pick-up-lines

**whiteball** · 29-11-22, 11:33

Hi babe! I am a man who desires to
have women I don't deserve in my life.

**whiteball** · 30-11-22, 11:55

I thought you were catwoman because you
just made the Dark Knight to rise.

**whiteball** · 01-12-22, 11:39

Do you prefer your milk delivery across
the front or back? I wouldn't mind it
through the back.

**Magicman** · 01-12-22, 23:21

Hi Honey............ care to go halves on a baby?

**AyannaMelek** · 02-12-22, 00:55

You’re a 1 and I’m a zero but together we’d make the perfect 10

**IrishSarahBarra** · 02-12-22, 01:19

Originally Posted by Stubby

Old ones, but good ones!
Wanna go halves on a bastard?

I like you

you sound like my Dad

Originally Posted by Stubby

How’s your belly for a lodger?

God, I haven’t heard that one in decades (lol)

**IrishSarahBarra** · 02-12-22, 01:31

I’m actually a bit worried about this guy

Keep going

**Rockerman** · 02-12-22, 13:16

My neighbour says I'm a bit of a looker

...

Well she said "peeping Tom", but still...

(Heard that on the radio today lol.)

**whiteball** · 02-12-22, 14:25

The lack of nudity in my area is disturbing.
So, what would say if you and I get naked.

**whiteball** · 03-12-22, 14:14

Hey baby! Do you care for the homeless
citizens? If yes, I wish to live with you.

Thread: Dark humour pick-up-lines