Dark humour pick-up-lines

[whiteball]

You look gorgeous. I hope it's the same inside.

[whiteball]

Hey baby! You have the most attractive smile when you sleep.

[whiteball]

Hey baby! I am feeling like Richard Gere.
I am patiently standing beside a pretty woman.

[whiteball]

You look very familiar. Have I met you recently?
It must be the clothes that are confusing me.
I can't identify you with them on.

[whiteball]

You have such a banging body,
the last time I had such a body
to myself, I was stuffing it in my
basement.

[whiteball]

I want to touch you, but you have to
promise not to call the cops.

[whiteball]

I'm new to this area. Can you lead
me on the way to your apartment.

[whiteball]

Hi, I came to talk to you following
the instructions of the voices in my
head.

[whiteball]

Hi babe! I am organizing great party at home
and you are the only invited guest. Should I
be expecting you?

[WeeJimmy]

Even if Chuck Norris was your father, i'd still ask you out works great but only on the girls over 35 as once i tried it on a 22 year old and she said 'who ta fuck is Chuck Norris'