Dark humour pick-up-lines

**whiteball** · 10-11-22, 11:51

Hello my dear! I desire to live in your clean socks
so that I will always be with you in every place you go.

**Stephanie** · 10-11-22, 12:25

Originally Posted by whiteball

Hello my dear! I desire to live in your clean socks
so that I will always be with you in every place you go.

How did the Prince of Wales put it to Camilla ? Anno :

‘I want to be your Tampon’ .. ?

**EscortInspector** · 10-11-22, 12:31

Originally Posted by Stephanie

How did the Prince of Wales put it to Camilla ? Anno :

‘I want to be your Tampon’ .. ?

**whiteball** · 12-11-22, 12:42

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini
top on that waterslide, give me your number
and I'll let you have it back.

**SteveB** · 12-11-22, 16:50

Don't know about pick-up lines but I heard an answer to one. Fortunately it was directed at my mate, not me.

"I have one c*nt in my knickers. Why would I need another one?" [Ahh, Irish Girls

]

**whiteball** · 13-11-22, 10:59

Hey baby! I won't let you go until you
give me your phone number.

**whiteball** · 14-11-22, 11:45

I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille?
And no, you don't have to take it off.

**whiteball** · 15-11-22, 10:56

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

**whiteball** · 16-11-22, 11:20

I would drag my balls through 200 yards
of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked
you last.

**whiteball** · 17-11-22, 11:28

Hey baby! I have gotten something
special to show you. It's the condom
that was used when I lost my virginity.

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