Dear Ms. Dolly Darling,
I'm appalled and dismayed to hear you've been not so subtly threatened by people apparently from Ireland. Please - I beg you, do not judge us all by these few yellow-bellied wasters. The vast majority of Irish men want you to visit not only Ireland but their bedrooms as well. (I'm not sure about the female majority.) Stand tall in the face of adversity, make our fantasies come true, screw us in a way we've never being screwed before - and make pots of cash.
Up Dolly - (if you'll pardon the expression.)
Yours with utmost sincerity, P
PS: There's alot of US troops around Shannon at times - maybe the Prez could spare a few for a month or more.