When I was on holiday in Greece, a whole range of watersport options were available at the beach beside the hotel. They even had a speed boat with "Watersports" written along the side. When I pointed this out to my escort companion, we both pissed ourselves laughing.
Pissed yourselves
When u both pissed yourselves was that watersports too?Originally Posted by carlos marvado
its worse than that ...............................
i cant look at a turkey anymore without seeing a limerick midget leaping in the air trying to slap a six foot tall escort across the face with his cock..
nbt
Yip me too
Yip me too but i imagine him like Dustin
xmas
nbt,
it will soon be xmas, when you be stuffing the turkey urself!!!!
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For Rovers hat to be back in fashion............
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You'd better not go to Turkey on your holidays so.
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When anybody's talking about Community issues and you think of Members' list or the 'Arse Appreciation Society'.
Once a prick - always a prick.
When I asked my mother what she wanted for Christmas she said a FACIAL.
I still don't understand why she looked so surprised Christmas morning when I gave her her present!!??
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Was in a petrol station recently buying a packet of ciggies.........I know, terrible habit. The assistant (blonde Polish looking and with E. European accent) asked me if I would like anything else.......I smiled and thought to myself about asking her whether she did any extras.
That reminds me, I need some smokes again.............makes me smile every time I light up.
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