(Written in a Dick Spunk Style- he's a legand)

Sick of our counteries woes ?

Brian Clown can't think of how to get us out of this mess.
It's time Smarty steps up to the mark.

N.E.M.A
National Escort Management Agency

How much do we need 90 Billion ?
We can make this in 2 years

Ok an escort charging €250 an hour would make a million in 4000 hours .
Giving she does 8 hours a day thats 500 days of work to make a million.
Giving some weekens off that would be a neat 2 years.

Based on the above maths and changing our laws to leagilise prostitiution we can turn this failing country into the BANGCOCK of the west, where punters, sexual devients, pervs and priests are all welcome.

We would need an army of 90,000 escorts working flat out for 2 years, who can be housed in the blocks of unsold apartments and houses throughout the land.

The Govt can take 50% like any decent pimp and give the girls 50% back furthermore that can be taxed at 42% income, more money back.

Yes we can save Ireland within 2 - 4 years based on my calculations.
Its a win win for the Irish economy