Most awkward location entry/exit

[easycum]

I think nearly every post on this thread will reconfirm my decision to limit my visit to hotels, a stroll through the foyer, maybe a swift drink as I wait for the room text, an apartment mystery hunt is not for me, hotels just make the whole experience feel classier in my opinion.

That's interesting, I have the completely opposite view, after a particularly bad (attempted) hotel meet a while back, I avoid them now.

[easycum]

That is definitely not discrete, she's putting herself and clients in all sorts of danger!

That's it. Loads of reasons why it just doesn't sound safe to me. Much easier to identify punters coming in and out; being observed on a phone getting a keypad code into a complex is somewhat innocuous, but picking up a hidden key is not. What about a disgruntled punter, who just throws the key away, or worse, comes back later and lets himself in? What about the safety of the other apartments in the complex?

I can't actually recall if there was a keypad on the door or not, so maybe it's the only way she can do it, but still.

[easycum]

Called my lady when I was outside- She came down the lift in a bathrobe to let me in - 4 lads and 2 delivery guys in there waiting for the rain to stop and theres me heading up the lift with a little cutie. Thank god for masks at the time.

Hah, the "I'll come down and let you in" ones are always interesting. On the one hand, you're almost guaranteed she'll be dressed in PJ's, flipflops or a bathrobe! Which is understandable, to keep things discreet, but I do love a girl dressed sexy for a meet. But on the flip side, you have the walk up the stairs and back to the apartment to enjoy the view. Love that!

[WeeJimmy]

Worst was no shrubs or hedges outside the 2nd floor window where you could jump out and lack of a wardrobe in the bedroom. shoddy shoddy shoddy

[SeaStar]

Probably when I had to get buzzed into the apartment block, then walk through another door that had a keypad, across the apartment block community garden in view of literally everyone who lives in the place. Then entered another keypad locked door from the garden (I had to stop and text when I was at each door to receive the code. So as I crossed the garden I then had to stop and pull out my phone and text while people sat on their balconies watching me. Through a few more internal doors and finally to the actual apartment front door. Got inside only to be told she me she couldn’t see me cause she broke the bed, but her friend would. As she was saying this, her friend had opened her bedroom door and shouted something down the hall, causing me to look in that direction. I seen her in the nude and a man putting his coat on behind her. I did the biggest U-turn straight out the door. The bloke came out right on my heels and we ended up walking out of the complex together, back through the community garden, security doors and all. Even held a fucking door for him…still makes me shudder. Definitely my most awkward and embarrassing entry/exit

[TommyH123]

Probably when I had to get buzzed into the apartment block, then walk through another door that had a keypad, across the apartment block community garden in view of literally everyone who lives in the place. Then entered another keypad locked door from the garden (I had to stop and text when I was at each door to receive the code. So as I crossed the garden I then had to stop and pull out my phone and text while people sat on their balconies watching me. Through a few more internal doors and finally to the actual apartment front door. Got inside only to be told she me she couldn’t see me cause she broke the bed, but her friend would. As she was saying this, her friend had opened her bedroom door and shouted something down the hall, causing me to look in that direction. I seen her in the nude and a man putting his coat on behind her. I did the biggest U-turn straight out the door. The bloke came out right on my heels and we ended up walking out of the complex together, back through the community garden, security doors and all. Even held a fucking door for him…still makes me shudder. Definitely my most awkward and embarrassing entry/exit

Lol🤣, what a mess of instructions, shared apartments just give me anxiety, I’m more like
“Hi, can I see you at 7pm tonight for 60 mins”
“Yeah perfect, I’m in the C****n hotel, text when you arrive and I’ll give you the room number”
“ great, see you at 7 x”
Anything more complicated than that and I’m watching Netflix, don’t need any more hassle in my life than I have at present

[Nononsense111]

That is hilarious, ask him how it was?

[SeaStar]

Haha it was awful. That’s what I usually do too. Simple is beautiful

[Jackback12]

I have received a key from window once. It was ground floor apartment.

Got a good laugh off that 😂

Worst for me was ringing up and setting a time for about 1 hour later.

Bang on 60 minutes later I arrive at apartment building. Told to wait a minute or two. 20 minutes later I get a text. Apartments on a quay too in December so was cold enough. Apartment was pretty untidy, 30 minute booking and ended in 15. Pretty shit all round really. I think the extra 20 minutes sitting on my hole in the cold without an apology kicked it for me

[Irelandbeautyyy]

Probably when I had to get buzzed into the apartment block, then walk through another door that had a keypad, across the apartment block community garden in view of literally everyone who lives in the place. Then entered another keypad locked door from the garden (I had to stop and text when I was at each door to receive the code. So as I crossed the garden I then had to stop and pull out my phone and text while people sat on their balconies watching me. Through a few more internal doors and finally to the actual apartment front door. Got inside only to be told she me she couldn’t see me cause she broke the bed, but her friend would. As she was saying this, her friend had opened her bedroom door and shouted something down the hall, causing me to look in that direction. I seen her in the nude and a man putting his coat on behind her. I did the biggest U-turn straight out the door. The bloke came out right on my heels and we ended up walking out of the complex together, back through the community garden, security doors and all. Even held a fucking door for him…still makes me shudder. Definitely my most awkward and embarrassing entry/exit

It is experience for all life. Iam sure you will never forget it.