Pints, Punts and the little pleasures of life

[Launcelot]

Isn’t it funny how two words so close in spelling are about fun…

Any other words come to mind?

Do you prefer a pint or a punt or do you like a pint before a punt or the other way around?

Does a drink before help or take away from the event.

What do the SP find when clients have had one or more.

How important is alcohol in making for a better experience overall?

[huntingdon]

How about a pint in the Punt Pub

[huntingdon]

Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup
Crack after crack after crack after crack we fuck
There's a pink giving me the wink
And she'll make me finger stink
I think it's all this beer they make me drink
Tab after tab after tab after tab we smoke
Tart after tart after tart after tart we poke
I'm getting intimate with twats
Parting saddlebags
I think it's all this crack they make me shag
They make me shag
Go
Me belly's hanging lower
Me knob drags along the floor
I think it's all this beer they make me drink

[Clubcard]

Ive been know to have misheard head and bed and be disappointed by both

[Stephanie]

Kudos to the OP for persevering in his posting and starting threads when his

very first thread had such response as this ^^^

[Stephanie]

Let’s get back to Pints 🍺 and Punts !

Are you nervous before a visit to a lady ?

Would you down a drink or two before to steady the nerves ?

Do you prefer to bring a bottle of wine to an engagement ?

Or rather , prefer sober entanglements ?

I’m curious xx

Oh ! What if you arrive stone sober but you can taste drink on the lady’s breath !?

[Stephanie]

Isn’t it funny how two words so close in spelling are about fun…

Any other words come to mind?

Do you prefer a pint or a punt or do you like a pint before a punt or the other way around?

Does a drink before help or take away from the event.

What do the SP find when clients have had one or more.

How important is alcohol in making for a better experience overall?

That’s a great question !

: I know how I feel ;

Curious how others feel about it x

[Rockerman]

Super question Launcelot ...

As a very heavy binge drinker I like morning visits as I'm usually sober then . I don't mind 2-3 pints before an afternoon visit, but no more than that. I don't think it's fair on the ladies to be rocking up with drink on you, but I've certainly done it if I happen to be having a drinky day. I like sober day much better. Some lads maybe are nervous so they want one or two drinks to calm themselves...I'm only nervous about getting stuck in an apartment courtyard (it happened once and I nearly jumped the gate...not a good look) or the guards so I can't help there.

[lol brb]

That’s a great question !

: I know how I feel ;

Curious how others feel about it x

Never even entertained the thought of having a drink before.

Dulls the senses.

[Noregrets]

Let’s get back to Pints �� and Punts !

Are you nervous before a visit to a lady ?

Would you down a drink or two before to steady the nerves ?

Do you prefer to bring a bottle of wine to an engagement ?

Or rather , prefer sober entanglements ?

I’m curious xx

Oh ! What if you arrive stone sober but you can taste drink on the lady’s breath !?

Never have a drink before, if I'm not driving I would happily enjoy a drink or two with my hostess, if she's had a drink I've no issue with that at all.