Hello to all of you.

[Timmy Tosser]

Hello to all of you, my first post here, My name is Timmy Tosser. I am new to this kind of thing, talking about prostitutes and sex, so don't be hard on me.
Women tend find me a little boring, and they say I am backward.
I am interested in making new friends, and studying human behaviour.
All the posters here seem to be filthy minded perverts, which I find very interesting.
I am an expert in space Astronomy and Physics.
And by the way if any prostitutes on the forum would like to meet me for a date or a drink then dont hesitate to ask, I am free any evening of the week between 7 and 10, and if you are interested in Astronomy too then that would be great,
Cheers for now, Timmy.

[luther]

I don't believe you................

[Timmy Tosser]

Hi Luther, how are you?

[luther]

Time will tell............

And how are you???

[Banned User]

Hello to all of you, my first post here, My name is Timmy Tosser. I am new to this kind of thing, talking about prostitutes and sex, so don't be hard on me.
Women tend find me a little boring, and they say I am backward.
I am interested in making new friends, and studying human behaviour.
All the posters here seem to be filthy minded perverts, which I find very interesting.
I am an expert in space Astronomy and Physics.
And by the way if any prostitutes on the forum would like to meet me for a date or a drink then dont hesitate to ask, I am free any evening of the week between 7 and 10, and if you are interested in Astronomy too then that would be great,
Cheers for now, Timmy.

Pleased to make your acquaintance I'm Sure Mr Tosser. Delighted to get some new ideas and chat from a newbie on this wonderful site of ours.

I too am fascinated by the worlds of physics and astronomy, I'm sure we shall exchange many pm's discussing such.

In the meantime, some humour you may appreciate;
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'

Where does bad light end up? Answer: In a prism!

W hy did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

[Just_joe]

Hello to all of you, my first post here, My name is Timmy Tosser. I am new to this kind of thing, talking about prostitutes and sex, so don't be hard on me.
Women tend find me a little boring, and they say I am backward.
I am interested in making new friends, and studying human behaviour.
All the posters here seem to be filthy minded perverts, which I find very interesting.
I am an expert in space Astronomy and Physics.
And by the way if any prostitutes on the forum would like to meet me for a date or a drink then dont hesitate to ask, I am free any evening of the week between 7 and 10, and if you are interested in Astronomy too then that would be great,
Cheers for now, Timmy.

... what do you do after 10?

[Timmy Tosser]

... what do you do after 10?

Hi, I watch star trek on television, seen all the episodes before, but I watch them again and again,wouldnt miss it for the world.

[westcorklad]

Hi, I watch star trek on television, seen all the episodes before, but I watch them again and again,wouldnt miss it for the world.

Is that right?

So name your favourite episode please Mr Tosser

[Timmy Tosser]

Is that right?

So name your favourite episode please Mr Tosser

TOS The Doomsday machine, from the 2nd series
TNG Tin Man from the 3 rd series.

Timmy

[westcorklad]

TOS The Doomsday machine, from the 2nd series
TNG Tin Man from the 3 rd series.

Timmy

OK so being the big Star Trek fan that you say you are, you should know the direct link between that particular episode and one of the Star Trek movies.
Could you state what it is?