Advice a rookie plz

[Doozer]

"Hello there, my name is (make up a name). I was wondering if you would be free for an incall/outcall later today/this evening/tonight? Do you do (list what you would like to do with her)? Are any of those extra or are they included in the advertised fee? Ok, where exactly are you located?"

Then agree on the time. Set off in plenty of time to be there ahead of time. Before you go, have a shower/bath and make sure to wash your ass (that's an in-house joke by the way), brush you teeth, dress reasonably, bring mouth wash/breath freshner with you......oh yeah, dont forget the money.

When you get to the location you were instructed to go to, ring again just before the appointed time to get the exact location and directions.


Would you like me to come with you?

Jeez Carlos you make it sound like a job interview

I hope he gets it

[visevice]

Another one who thinks taking a shower the day before is enough
Be careful Naomi, dont get too close to his ass by 69 etc.

Now you're talking like you know me.

[Anna23]

Now you're talking like you know me.

Naww.. it's just experience

Now seriously, dont take it personally but I've noticed ( not only me ) that in some countries it's common decency to take shower just before having sex ( like 30 mins 1hr.max ) meanwhile in some other countries it is considered as ok enough if you take a shower several hours or even days before.
And then if people from such different countries cross to have sex the result is me yapping.
Hope i dont have to add any juicy hygiene stories to give a bit color to this experience.
Which color would that be... ?

[hornynaomi]

Naww.. it's just experience

Now seriously, dont take it personally but I've noticed ( not only me ) that in some countries it's common decency to take shower just before having sex ( like 30 mins 1hr.max ) meanwhile in some other countries it is considered as ok enough if you take a shower several hours or even days before.
And then if people from such different countries cross to have sex the result is me yapping.
Hope i dont have to add any juicy hygiene stories to give a bit color to this experience.
Which color would that be... ?

Anna is 100% right...but its a long story here....and a different topic.....

anyway LOL good luck to find the right girl...

[visevice]

It should be quite emberasing to go to escort without a shower, but jeez, several days without it?

[Doozer]

I think some people here are afraid of water, either that or have to pay water rates

[experienced punter]

bring her a nice corned beef sandwich & a packet of Velvet Crunch she'll love u...