ex-p,
leave your requirements with me , i should have you hooked up by the end of the week provided you are not adversed to girl that would have gentleman callers ........maybe one every 30 mins and you must supply three dirty towels per wk and showering facilities.
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You mean a dirty sponge and a bucket of mouldy waterOriginally Posted by ninebythree
"A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are. In my time at Liverpool we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside, Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves."
Bill Shankly
I know its sleazy but I'm seriously thinking of sharing my accommodation with a beautiful girl in return for no strings attached sex I'm sure I'll get loads of replies considering the recession I want no more dramas noone loves me
opinions please.........
Now as accomodation goes you must have some gaff indeed. Something like below maybe???
Cause at current market rates your expexting alot in return for your accomodation.
Going on the basis of atleast 3 hrs sex per day (based on anhourly rate of €200), would put your monthly rent rate at around €16800.Somthing tells me tht any woman that you would consider cute enough to actually shag would also have her own standards and there in lies the flaw in your ideano woman on this planet is going to pay you 16800 a month for accomodation and put up with your perverted mind/ways.
You do remember now punting wrks??? dnt u????Seems like you got the roles confused.
great idea ep, was thinking ov doing it myself, you wouldnt even need to steal her knickers, u would be only happy to wash her knickers when your finished wanking in them while shes at work!!!!!!!!!
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Get some nudie photos of the applicants and put them up for here for us, EP.
We're your mates. We'll tell you which one to pick
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mad as a box of frogs
Its getting to the point where you wont need to jump off the Clarion, they'll be lining up to chuck you off
Ah well it was a bit of crack too as long as they didn't think I was a pervert....
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Heaven forbid........
What would give them that idea...........
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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They are obivisiouly taking one look at you ep and decidein that theres no fuckin way free rent is worth havin to sleep with you.
And to be honest,well
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but do these prospective female tenants know that after she`s gone off to work,the shops etc.,you`ll be in her room rifling through her knicker drawer,taking a lie down on her bed with her knickers on her your face,itchying your mickey and balls with her toothbrush etc etc all the while keeping a sweaty eye on the window in case she comes back early and catches youI know its sleazy but I'm seriously thinking of sharing my accommodation with a beautiful girl in return for no strings attached sex I'm sure I'll get loads of replies considering the recession I want no more dramas noone loves me
opinions please.........
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