OK Post uno

Wanking. Its something us lads do occasionally. This isnt something I cant chat to my mates about, so I said to myself why not post it with your new EI buddies

I feel a great need to spank my monkey two times daily. AM and PM. I love it, but I feel its a drug.
Post wank, I couldnt give a toss(excuse the pun!) for a girl and have been known to delete porn off my laptop, dump dvds the like. Its just after I cum, I wanna have a kip or a beer and I have no interest in birds and cant ever see myself having the interest again.

Its like pre cum, I want to do everything to everygirl on here. Put my face everywhere and enjoy

Post cum, I think, smelly hairy gaps and some extra flesh in a bra, whats it all about.

The human psyche eh.

Brains and willies are so far apart