True?

[Alec Horan]

But if a man wakes up in the morning and says to himself "Tonite I'm going to get laid" He can guarantee that this is going to happen if he logs on to E-I and books an escort. And it doesn't matter what he looks like

As long as he doesn't look like Peter Sutcliffe

[experienced punter]

you see, from my experience this is true I'm not talking about dating or developing a r/ship but I do know girls who are ugly they tell me they have never failed to get laid on a night they set out purely to get sex I Know many guys who would be only too willing to be a willing partner ugly no problem
I'm an oil painting