Guys out all these amazing women who performs best?
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Guys out all these amazing women who performs best?
Last edited by TheNightShift; 08-09-21 at 22:48. Reason: edited out insult.- Julie
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To ModOriginally Posted by Iamthebigone
If there was an insult why not just delete the post and ban the poster???
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OTT but hey, you're not the mod
No two way's about it, I am the best looking punter in Ireland.
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IMHO - It would be more effective to "xxxxxxx" out the insulting text - then we could all learn what is no longer appropriate here when previously it was.
There appears to be an effort to sanitize this place - The rules seem to have subtly changed recently - if so please tell us
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I suspect it’s subjective.
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Sorry to all the ladies offended by this comment but the very best oral I've received on here has been from fellow cock owners. Likewise I'm told that nobody goes down on a pussy better than another woman. There really should be an oral training school.
I never tried a ts before, regarding oral, but i heard that rumor too.
An oral training school, that is so funny.!! But it could help so many.
I know I'm going off topic now but I can't help myself.
In Italy we have a saying...
Si la vitalità è grande e tutto va bene... Avanti con il pene.
Ma, si la situazzione e dificile e la forza mingua... Avanti con la lingua.
Si questa posizione si torna imposibile e tutto intento inhumano... Avanti con la mano.
Ma, si niente funziona... e tutto e´nullo... Avanti por il culo.
Ma, Avanti... ¡¡¡sempre Avanti!!! che questo è lo importante".
They have in Spanish too, something like this:
Si la vitalidad es grande y toda va bien... avanza con el pene.
Más, si la situación es díficil y menguan las fuerzas... avanza con la lengua.
Si nuestra posición se torna imposible en todo intento humano... adelante con la mano.
Más, si esto no funciona... y todo es nulo... avanza por el culo.
Más, sin embargo, avanza... ¡siempre avanza! que eso es lo importante.
And finally an English translation:
If everything is going well ... advance with the penis.
But, if the situation is difficult and the forces wane ... advance with the tongue.
If our position becomes impossible in any human attempt ... go ahead with your hand.
But, if this does not work ... and everything is null ... move ahead with ass.
However, advance, always go ahead... ! That is the important thing.
"THE CLEANER THE CLIENT, THE DIRTIER THE SERVICE..."
" I always leave them better than I found them"...
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Update on my earlier comment that fellow cock owners provide better oral.
I've recently enjoyed my first visit with a male escort who will remain nameless. Overall it was an enjoyable experience, but his oral skills were disappointing, he sucked cock like a girl.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
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