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"Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
St Augustine
blondiebombshell (15-11-22),
My favourite place in the world.......
Hard and hairy on the outside
Soft & wet on the inside
Starts with a C
Ends in a T
And has a U & an N in the middle
Ccccccc.......
Coconut
And yes - I am leaving now
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TheNightShift (15-11-22)
I am stuck in a generation where loyalty
is just a tattoo, love is just a quote,
happiness is a myth, lying is the new
truth and being fake is a lifestyle!!!
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
LOTTERY ADVICE
If you find out that you are holding
the winning ticket in the national
lottery, before anyone finds out, call
everyone you know. Tell them you have
an emergency and need to borrow 500eure.
They will most likely ignore you. This will
come in handy in a few weeks when they find
out you won the lotto jackpot, and it will make
it much harder for them to ask you to share
your lottery winnings.
Last edited by whiteball; 16-11-22 at 11:07.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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"Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
St Augustine
Of all the paths you take in life make sure a few of them are dirt - John Muir
"Ain't no shame in holding onto grief. As long as you make room for other things too."
I heard that on television sometime. I like it.
If you have to choose between being kind
and being right choose being kind and you
will always be right.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
One day you'll look back and realize
that you worried too much about things
that don't really matter.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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