Welcome to Ireland. where are u from? where some escorts wear masks?
The protocol here is that you arrive in full protective gear, mask, face shield, full suit, gloves etc.
The escort then sprays you with disinfectant and sterilises your penis with vodka.
she will then pace 2 condoms on your penis and 2 gloves on her hand and gently massage you.
You probably won't feel anything
Recommend you bring along a grapefruit with a hole cut in the middle and ask her to microwave it for 50 seconds and want ur penis with it with only one condom.
Its very effective if you like grapefruit.
have u been in quarantine for the 2 weeks? or just messing?
are u from mars by any chance??
ps its called slagging.....welcome to Ireland u clown!