most embarrassing (stupid) punting experience

[oldfool]

The most embarrassing moment I have had when punting was noon on one Saturday at 12.05. I had just completed my visit and when I got to the lift there were 4 other guys there.
All of us just spent the time waiting and the time in the lift admiring our own shoes.
I think if one of us had started to laugh the rest of us would have followed. Instead, just an eerie silence

[pegmyass85]

Few years ago the lift opened and there was a guy already in it. I got in and went to press the floor number but it was already lit up. As the lift was going up I could see his reflection and he was taking his wedding ring off and putting it into his pocket. Lift got to the floor and we both walked out and to the same apartment. Door opened up and we both rushed in red faced.

[FunLuvinCriminal]

I’m not great at Dublin geography, and before I had google maps,

Once I was driving around Sandymount looking for Dunnes stores, ending up in Merrion car park looking for a lift.

Also had a conversation that was like, stand across from the marker hotel. ok but what’s the name of the hotel? It’s the marker. I know but what’s it’s name ? The Marker. Yes, but I need the name?

Sometime I wish I’d done orienteering in school.

[Noregrets]

thankfully no stupid experiences, but i used to have dreadful problems finding places, nowadays i would be better prepared, and generally only see girls in hotels, find it much easier and is my preference.

[sibbald]

I use a punting phone. So was just outside a lady's building I rang to get final instructions when I realized I'd run out of credit. Ran to the local Spar just to find out they don't do Tesco mobile credit. Ohh well lesson learnt, always check credit before appointment 🤑

[Mrbean76]

This isn't really an embarrassing experience, more funny, off putting.

I was in a certain Dublin hotel and the lady had her small dog with her . After oral we did a few positions and then doggy style. My feet were slightly protruding past the end of the bed and her dog stood up and started to lick them !! I paused for a second and tried to move my feet out of the way but didn't manage to do so. The lady turned around and said " what's wrong? F..k me like a man" . I got back to work and finished as quick as I could , all the while her dog was trying to lick my feet.

Before I met this lady I had wondered why she had opted out of reviews, now I know

[Scrumhalf9]

This isn't really an embarrassing experience, more funny, off putting.

I was in a certain Dublin hotel and the lady had her small dog with her . After oral we did a few positions and then doggy style. My feet were slightly protruding past the end of the bed and her dog stood up and started to lick them !! I paused for a second and tried to move my feet out of the way but didn't manage to do so. The lady turned around and said " what's wrong? F..k me like a man" . I got back to work and finished as quick as I could , all the while her dog was trying to lick my feet.

Before I met this lady I had wondered why she had opted out of reviews, now I know

F**k me like a man, sounds like a real woman mind you.

Had the doggy experience myself in Paris once. He was a grand little fellow and she kept him out of the bedroom. But, as she was taking a break for the evening, she had asked if I wouldn’t mind bringing a bottle of wine or champagne with me, so I chose the latter. We were having a chat over a couple of glasses before I was leaving when the little bugger hopped up on the table and knocked the bottle over away from the side we were sitting and it broke. So, gallant gent that I am, I insisted on getting her another. When I got back she was dressed and freshened up for work again and I ended up with a freebie - well kind of.

Actually, the most stunning woman I’ve ever been with.

[philipkntz]

I don't embarrass easily but there was one occasion in a massage place where the masseuse started and then had some sort of emergency and needed to leave for 10 minutes. She offered my money back or to wait for her return and she would restart the massage from the beginning.
I opted to wait and was lying naked on the table when another masseuse plus client entered the room. This lady had very poor english, requiring yet another masseuse to enter to find out why I was there.
At this stage I was pulling on my trousers commando, underwear and socks in pockets when the original masseuse returned to explain the situation.

[123bigmicky]

Not sure if it falls into this category but its a story lol

Was with a very popular escort some years back and i visited her a few times so this one appointment got to her new place and we sat down had a chat for a while ,

Then we got busy , done the nasty and when she asked me to leave i do my point check , smokes lighter wallet phone .... keys

When i felt my wallet i had remembered i had not paid her , and being a honest man i took the money out and paid her and she was embarrassed , maybe i was that bad in bed she drifted off into another world and was so boring she forgot l

[robbie9]

Not sure if it falls into this category but its a story lol

Was with a very popular escort some years back and i visited her a few times so this one appointment got to her new place and we sat down had a chat for a while ,

Then we got busy , done the nasty and when she asked me to leave i do my point check , smokes lighter wallet phone .... keys

When i felt my wallet i had remembered i had not paid her , and being a honest man i took the money out and paid her and she was embarrassed , maybe i was that bad in bed she drifted off into another world and was so boring she forgot l

That happened to me once, forgot to pay, I had seen her before so she clearly trusted me, I must of said sorry like 5 times lol