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  1. 26-02-21, 20:24 #1
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    Exclamation A cup of tea with.......Westside

    As some of you know, Ms Savannah is away and asked your boy to take a run at interviewing Westside. Here's a transcript:

    Eagle: Westside, it's a pleasure to interview you. Thanks for the opportunity.

    Westside: Fuck off. Westside.

    Eagle: Okay, first question....

    Westside: And last hopefully. Westside.

    Eagle: What's your favourite direction on a compass?

    Westside: Was that supposed to be funny? Westside.

    Eagle: Yes, just a little ice breaker.

    Westside: Get the fuck on with it. Westside.

    Eagle: Okay. What made you decide to get into punting?

    Westside: That's none of your business. Westside.

    Eagle: Okay....well tell us, what's your most memorable punting experience?

    Westside: That's none of your business either. Westside.

    Eagle: Surely one sticks out?

    Westside: This one time an escort's dog attacked me and started biting my leg while we were getting down to business. Westside.

    Eagle: Oh that sounds awful! What did you do?

    Westside: I told her to get the fuck off me. Westside.

    Eagle: The escort or the dog?

    Westside: The dog. Westside.

    Eagle: Ouch! Do you like dogs?

    Westside: No I find them smelly and cantankerous. Westside.

    Eagle: Well, playing devil's advocate, some might say you're cantankerous yourself! How would you respond to that?

    Westside: Fuck off and ask me about punting. Westside.

    Eagle: Fair enough. So, who would you say is your favourite escort?

    Westside: None of your business. Again. Westside.

    Eagle: C'mon, there's got to be one!

    Westside: There's too many to name. Westside.

    Eagle: Right, so what's your opinion of Ruhuma?

    Westside: I've never met her. Westside.

    That concludes our interview. Big thanks to Westside for his cooperation
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  3. 26-02-21, 20:51 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle87 View Post
    As some of you know, Ms Savannah is away and asked your boy to take a run at interviewing Westside. Here's a transcript:

    Eagle: Westside, it's a pleasure to interview you. Thanks for the opportunity.

    Westside: Fuck off. Westside.

    Eagle: Okay, first question....

    Westside: And last hopefully. Westside.

    Eagle: What's your favourite direction on a compass?

    Westside: Was that supposed to be funny? Westside.

    Eagle: Yes, just a little ice breaker.

    Westside: Get the fuck on with it. Westside.

    Eagle: Okay. What made you decide to get into punting?

    Westside: That's none of your business. Westside.

    Eagle: Okay....well tell us, what's your most memorable punting experience?

    Westside: That's none of your business either. Westside.

    Eagle: Surely one sticks out?

    Westside: This one time an escort's dog attacked me and started biting my leg while we were getting down to business. Westside.

    Eagle: Oh that sounds awful! What did you do?

    Westside: I told her to get the fuck off me. Westside.

    Eagle: The escort or the dog?

    Westside: The dog. Westside.

    Eagle: Ouch! Do you like dogs?

    Westside: No I find them smelly and cantankerous. Westside.

    Eagle: Well, playing devil's advocate, some might say you're cantankerous yourself! How would you respond to that?

    Westside: Fuck off and ask me about punting. Westside.

    Eagle: Fair enough. So, who would you say is your favourite escort?

    Westside: None of your business. Again. Westside.

    Eagle: C'mon, there's got to be one!

    Westside: There's too many to name. Westside.

    Eagle: Right, so what's your opinion of Ruhuma?

    Westside: I've never met her. Westside.

    That concludes our interview. Big thanks to Westside for his cooperation
    Why does everyone pick on poor Westie?
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  4. 26-02-21, 21:04 #3
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    I'm not picking on him, just a bit of lighthearted fun to try give people a chuckle.
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  6. 26-02-21, 23:55 #4
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    The effort of that post 😂 great read. Keep them coming
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  8. 27-02-21, 06:40 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooksey86 View Post
    The effort of that post �� great read. Keep them coming
    Agreed and in the spirit of things happy, I think "Do me"

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  10. 27-02-21, 09:23 #6
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    Well done, this is what this site needs, some lighthearted banter, don’t bother posting here anymore but remember back in the days when there was a lot more chat on here between gents and other posters and between the Ladies and gents as well
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    Jajajaja great job Eagle!
    Fortunately, my interviewees are nicer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSavannah View Post
    Jajajaja great job Eagle!
    Fortunately, my interviewees are nicer!
    Mine was nicer than I thought he'd be.
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  16. 02-03-21, 11:07 #9
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    Excellent piece of work Eagle, really enjoyed it, hope Westie saw the funny side of it
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