Playing it cool

[Marcus69]

It’s as simple as this, no matter what your age you will be afraid to be reject.
So the question is this........
Are you going to lonely now, or in 20 years time?

As they say, the decision is yours!

[Wolverine]

Listen, I've had a few again. In fact I've had drank the same volume of pink gin that would make a tyrannosaurus rex get sick I think.

If a tyrannosaurus rex drank what I've drank tonight, there'd be pieces of goat and metal from Jurassic Park jeeps all over the fucking floor. But thankfully I'm still able to type when I'm drunk, and that's part of the problem you see, because I've been texting a lady friend of mine and part of me is happy enough to play it cool, but another part of me, a part of me swimming in pink gin, would like to drop the act and tell her how much I genuinely like her....and maybe even ask her out if she doesn't block me immediately.

But for some reason, lads have to play it cool, but so do women, so what you have is two fucking eejits just playing it cool for the next four years, tip-toeing around the obvious like a couple of home invaders walking around somebody's house in their socks. I suppose what I'm asking is, how would you go about pumping your own stomach? Would you do it with a tube or what would ye do. Fucking lockdown man. There's nothing to do except drink alcohol and abuse WhatsApp.

And also, the irony of asking punters about relationship advice - or potential relationship advice - isn't lost on me. Some of you cunts will ask me to ask her if she does OWO.

Also, free Casey again please.

[Eagle87]

Which cunt gave me red bars for the OP in this thread? Do you've any idea how many gifs I had to post to get in the green? I've no idea, but quite a lot.

[beautyaddict]

Which cunt gave me red bars for the OP in this thread? Do you've any idea how many gifs I had to post to get in the green? I've no idea, but quite a lot.

I hate to admit this but reading this made me laugh, sorry
Whoever red barred you is a heavy hitter given the amount of red bars you got from one Rep points post , unlikely to be a member in my experience

[Barney Rubble]

Which cunt gave me red bars for the OP in this thread? Do you've any idea how many gifs I had to post to get in the green? I've no idea, but quite a lot.

You can thank me later.....


Or maybe you prefer been in the Red Brigade?

And we're all of to Dublin in the green, in the green.....

[Barney Rubble]

Well you didn't thank me and I thought that maybe you didn't really like green so I just turned you back to red again.

[Wolverine]

Which cunt gave me red bars for the OP in this thread? Do you've any idea how many gifs I had to post to get in the green? I've no idea, but quite a lot.

Best of luck with playing it cool asswipe

[Eagle87]

Well you didn't thank me and I thought that maybe you didn't really like green so I just turned you back to red again.

If I was Savannah I'd be asking why you're playing God with a tool that wasn't invented to be your toy Mr Rubble. Whether you give me green bars for no reason or red bars for no reason, I'd say you were grossly misusing a tool that was probably designed for escorts to help each other out, not punters on a power trip.

[Barney Rubble]

If I was Savannah I'd be asking why you're playing God with a tool that wasn't invented to be your toy Mr Rubble. Whether you give me green bars for no reason or red bars for no reason, I'd say you were grossly misusing a tool that was probably designed for escorts to help each other out, not punters on a power trip.

Maybe it was brought to my attention that I shouldn't have turned you green. It won't happen again.

[Eagle87]

Stop using the word 'turn' in this context Barney. You probably haven't realised it but it actually just illustrates your own power complex. You turn on a lightswitch. You turn on the oven. You don't turn a good reputation into a bad reputation just because the person didn't say thank you for something he wasn't even aware of until 10 minutes ago.

I'd suggest you don't deserve your ability to completely transform somebody's reputation - in a good way or a bad way - because this proves you have abused that very power. If you were a president you'd have been impeached.