Punting As Gaeilge
A niche hobby, I'd admit. But in doing my part for the national language, I've decided to collate some useful phrases.
Today's Lesson: Pegging
to peg: croch [kruk]
Bhí sí ag crochadh mé | She was pegging me
Tá an strap-air sin ró-mhór | That strap-on is too big
Tá roinnt lube níos mó uaim | I need more lube
Lá breá brothallach amháin bhí mé ag súil timpeall le thóin oscailte-amach | One fine day I was walking around with a gaping arsehole
Next week. Ealaín an Seasca Naoi - The Art of the 69
And Dr. B said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. B's dead, he's locked in my basement!