You couldn’t make it up

[ford pefect]

Myself and my wife have not had sex in six months as she has lost interest.
Yesterday I have some time on my hands and was feeling horny so I spoiled myself and visited 3 great escorts in 3 visits .
I get home and and my wife decides this is the day we should make love , bj and the whole works , it was good but I had to fake the orgasm,
What a day I’m gonna do the lotto tonight

[casman]

Lol that's always the way isin it, it never rains but it pours. You are a lucky man

[176x]

Myself and my wife have not had sex in six months as she has lost interest.
Yesterday I have some time on my hands and was feeling horny so I spoiled myself and visited 3 great escorts in 3 visits .
I get home and and my wife decides this is the day we should make love , bj and the whole works , it was good but I had to fake the orgasm,
What a day I’m gonna do the lotto tonight

At least you know you are clear for another 6 months

[SunSeaSex]

I couldn't fake it. I'd say I'm too tired right now but will do all the work tomorrow

[MichelleFox]

Myself and my wife have not had sex in six months as she has lost interest.
Yesterday I have some time on my hands and was feeling horny so I spoiled myself and visited 3 great escorts in 3 visits .
I get home and and my wife decides this is the day we should make love , bj and the whole works , it was good but I had to fake the orgasm,
What a day I’m gonna do the lotto tonight

4 times lucky Happy days x

[lol brb]

Myself and my wife have not had sex in six months as she has lost interest.
Yesterday I have some time on my hands and was feeling horny so I spoiled myself and visited 3 great escorts in 3 visits .
I get home and and my wife decides this is the day we should make love , bj and the whole works , it was good but I had to fake the orgasm,
What a day I’m gonna do the lotto tonight

I’m don’t think I could do that to a partner/wife.

[ford pefect]

It’s an escort site and most people here visit escorts , your post makes no sense , get over it

[CANALI]

Myself and my wife have not had sex in six months as she has lost interest.
Yesterday I have some time on my hands and was feeling horny so I spoiled myself and visited 3 great escorts in 3 visits .
I get home and and my wife decides this is the day we should make love , bj and the whole works , it was good but I had to fake the orgasm,
What a day I’m gonna do the lotto tonight

You had sex 2:30: 3:30: 4:30: on the same day and you couldn't perform again that evening.....Man Booker Prize here...

[ford pefect]

I did perform but couldn’t finish , but needless to say it was a good day

[Eagle87]

It’s an escort site and most people here visit escorts , your post makes no sense , get over it

No shame in visiting escorts. Infidelity is your business and nobody elses. And maybe you have a very good reason, but did you have to glorify it like this? Did you have to frame it as if her not putting out for six months is the reason you visited three escorts in one day, even though you have reviews from seven months ago? You can cheat without shouting it from the rooftops. That's what 'most people' here do if they're in relationships. That's all I'm saying.