We all have our favourite names for penis, sperm etc so I though it might be fun to see how may different ways they can be used in a sentence.

Re write the sentence and insert your preferred word(s) in place of mine in red

So there I was with my donkeys dangler at full mast just about to reach my vinegar stroke and release my baby gravy when in walks my wife/girlfriend/sister/best friend/priest/minister/social worker and says what the fuck are you doing with that vacuum cleaner hose.

Vinegar stroke is perhaps a Belfast term meaning the face you make at orgasm looks like you just tasted vinegar on your tongue. Could be lemon or any other bitter taste I suppose.