Or when your girlfriend says 'i love u but i am no longer in love with u'
ooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooooooooooo...........
Mickey a school teacher was banging his young student Fanny in a most inappropriate and rather sick relationship. Fanny would like getting it up the jacksie until she would cum in an incredible fashion. Mickey would rather enjoy watersports than Fanny but she could never climax as a result of this outrageous behavior. Fanny had a stunning cunt (literally !)
Or when escorts say at the moment before taking your bare mickey in their mouth
'I dont really enjoy OWO'
The words I hate are when you ring an escort your wanting to see. Then the vodafone message comes up that the customer is unavailable.
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I always want to trow up when I hear politicians and business people put the term "going forward" into a sentence. I'll tell you what you have to look forward to "going forward"....death and taxation. I want to go backward to my youth instead of going forward to my second youth and f**king nappies and having to be spoon fed again. Then again, "going forward", if I cant manage solids anymore, I may require the services of a wet nurse/milk maid.
what about the term "we should all be singing from the same hymn sheet" what the fuck does that really mean
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