Who is fancy a riddle :p

**whoseyourdaddy** · 16-04-20, 23:03

Originally Posted by SteveB

Odd one out.

march april may august

March. No Bank Holiday?

**cargo** · 16-04-20, 23:11

Here's a riddle

On my way to St Ives I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks and every sack had seven cats and every cat had seven kittens.

Wives, sacks, cats, kittens. How many were going to St Ives?

**philipkntz** · 16-04-20, 23:19

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

March. No Bank Holiday?

What God forsaken land do you live in that you dont celebrate Paddies day.
The correct answer is April, the only one I had sex with. Also the one with only 30 days.

**philipkntz** · 16-04-20, 23:22

Originally Posted by Ketchup

If you have me you want to share me. If you share me you havn't got me. What am i.

The answer to this is a secret. Don't tell anybody.

**whoseyourdaddy** · 16-04-20, 23:37

Originally Posted by philipkntz

What God forsaken land do you live in that you dont celebrate Paddies day.
The correct answer is April, the only one I had sex with. Also the one with only 30 days.

Aah...true, but I think it's not a Bank Holiday where the poster is from

So am I semi right?

**cargo** · 16-04-20, 23:41

Originally Posted by Ketchup

If you have me you want to share me. If you share me you havn't got me. What am i.

Sounds like work

**SteveB** · 17-04-20, 04:57

Odd one out. march april may august

april. It is not a word. It is not even a girl's name or a month because it does not have a capital letter.

**Barney Rubble** · 17-04-20, 08:49

Originally Posted by SteveB

Odd one out. march april may august

april. It is not a word. It is not even a girl's name or a month because it does not have a capital letter.

Excellent !
"On Easter Monday you may march in august company."

Well maybe next year @

**Barney Rubble** · 17-04-20, 08:50

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

Aah...true, but I think it's not a Bank Holiday where the poster is from

So am I semi right?

Totally wrong Daddyo !

**Floki** · 17-04-20, 09:29

Originally Posted by Ketchup

4 apples in a bowl, you take away 3 of them. How many apples have you?

My guess is 3 Apples.
The bowl might have been in store, but you have paid for the 3 apples picked up.

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