Ahhhh a question. Ok.
You're an old guy, say my age, and you've got a dicky heart and the consultant tells you that too much excitement could easily kill you and he specifically warns you to avoid sexual activity.
What if the lady of your dreams then enters your life. Do you risk one more roll of the dice or do you retire to bed with a good book and a cup of horlicks?
Last edited by carlos marvado; 16-06-09 at 15:24.
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Noted..........Originally Posted by ber
well if it is i think a reevaluation of where ure at is in order
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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6. sounds good to me.... I'm sure that's what everyone else meant to say as well but it was so obvious.
You are both, or course quite correct.................
But No. 8 was a strong contender............... Doozer PM'd me his vote for this one...............
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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I would strongly consider getting a new doctor. Sexual activity, just like other forms of exercise is good for you.
What would you do if you were shown to a girl with very little English and told: "watch out for her mouth because sometimes she bites"...?
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Tell her she is not going to get much business while her jaw was wired up and that a liquid diet aint all that much fun.
What would you do if you found someone elses winning lotto ticket worth €350,000 like that guy in the news at the moment ?
A:I would make contact with ten of the most beautiful escorts I could locate and ask each of them to quote me for a very long long term relationship.
Q: You're a small insignificant rascist gay guy and you're marooned on a desert island with a voluptuous oversexed black lady. If she makes it clear to you, that either she gets you or the sharks will, what would you do?
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We'll need some more details on the lady I'm afraid Carlos............ Did he ever advertise and post here and recently return to the county of her birth to retire as a socialist???.........
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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Take a chance and swim for it. On getting home, assuming I do of course, become a troll on an Escort forum and cast wild accusations at anyone that dares to defy my until my eventual banning and failed relationship with an escort make me even more bitter than before..... and dont talk to me about that bloody list will ya !
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You find out that it is indeed Elvis that works down your local chip shop ?
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