Rookie mistake

[ford pefect]

I spotted an escort that I would like to visit was available , so I said I was heading out for a walk to get some air.
All good had a lovely visit , got home sat on the sofa, decided to take off my jumper and noticed my T-shirt was inside out which it obviously wasn’t when I went out.
Lucky enough I was able to change it without being noticed, not sure if I could have come up with a good excuse on the spot if asked.
It’s the little things that get you caught, happy punting everybody

[Galway_Stud]

I spotted an escort that I would like to visit was available , so I said I was heading out for a walk to get some air.
All good had a lovely visit , got home sat on the sofa, decided to take off my jumper and noticed my T-shirt was inside out which it obviously wasn’t when I went out.
Lucky enough I was able to change it without being noticed, not sure if I could have come up with a good excuse on the spot if asked.
It’s the little things that get you caught, happy punting everybody

At least your fly was up!!

[176x]

I spotted an escort that I would like to visit was available , so I said I was heading out for a walk to get some air.
All good had a lovely visit , got home sat on the sofa, decided to take off my jumper and noticed my T-shirt was inside out which it obviously wasn’t when I went out.
Lucky enough I was able to change it without being noticed, not sure if I could have come up with a good excuse on the spot if asked.
It’s the little things that get you caught, happy punting everybody

You do realize they can usually smell it off ya anyway

[Brooksey86]

Screams a very tight call and suspicious walking back in the door after “a walk” happy out

[MrCreen]

I remember one of my early bookings, I was hungover and really nervous..I felt awful with the hangover and requested a shower. This was granted and whilst in the shower I got an uncontrolled urge to shit. So I did a big guinness shit and had a quick shower making sure to close the door after..
When I went to the room the lady had gone down stairs and on her way up popped into the shower room for mouth wash, I heard her flush numerous times and the stink wafted as far as the room. Mood killer!!
I wanted teabagging and she just said "no , no, caca" I think that translates to "not for you your a dirty shit!"

[WeeJimmy]

I spotted an escort that I would like to visit was available , so I said I was heading out for a walk to get some air.
All good had a lovely visit , got home sat on the sofa, decided to take off my jumper and noticed my T-shirt was inside out which it obviously wasn’t when I went out.
Lucky enough I was able to change it without being noticed, not sure if I could have come up with a good excuse on the spot if asked.
It’s the little things that get you caught, happy punting everybody

did the escort not notice it,
get them to dress you from now on ok