I need a good excuse to get out... Help!!!

**Wolverine** · 25-03-20, 17:35

Originally Posted by fordescort1

Sure couldnt we do thst anytime, that's beside the point

No it's not beside the point. You're not being asked to socially distance from people you don't live with " anytime ".

The more respect people show to these restrictions the sooner they can be lifted.

**philipkntz** · 25-03-20, 17:44

Tell her you are just nipping out for a shower or 2.

**Heisenberg30** · 25-03-20, 18:48

This has to be the best Lent ever, I’ve given up everything, pubs, eating out, sport, escorts, I’ll never need to do another one

**clarelad** · 26-03-20, 09:18

Tell her you are heading off for walk on beach pick up few mens toiletries on way home must get car washed and hoovered

**MichelleFox** · 26-03-20, 19:34

Originally Posted by fordescort1

Hi guys, because everything shut and in quarantine, I still need a visit to my reg escort but what's best excuse to tell missus I'm going out for an hour, my usual was golf but can't do that anymore, she knows they all closed... Any ideas guys n gals!???

Haha good luck

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**Barney Rubble** · 26-03-20, 20:14

Originally Posted by MichelleFox

Haha good luck

What does that Bollix Boris look like ?

**MichelleFox** · 26-03-20, 20:16

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

What does that Bollix Boris look like ?

Very stylish

**Barney Rubble** · 26-03-20, 20:19

Originally Posted by MichelleFox

Very stylish

That's great to know that Michelle, if we do ever meet I'll wear my most stylish garb !

**Bretonnian** · 26-03-20, 22:07

Originally Posted by fordescort1

Hi guys, because everything shut and in quarantine, I still need a visit to my reg escort but what's best excuse to tell missus I'm going out for an hour, my usual was golf but can't do that anymore, she knows they all closed... Any ideas guys n gals!???

This is an ideal time to spend time with your wife and realise that you actually love her and you don't need to pay a girl to spend time with you. One time I had an appointment and didn't have intercourse and afterwards she said she would marry me. Sex isn't everything

**FetishCherry** · 26-03-20, 22:47

Originally Posted by fordescort1

Hi guys, because everything shut and in quarantine, I still need a visit to my reg escort but what's best excuse to tell missus I'm going out for an hour, my usual was golf but can't do that anymore, she knows they all closed... Any ideas guys n gals!???

Take your dog out for a walk. I have a regular client he come with his dog. We play and our dogs fight in the other room

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