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    Maybe this is one of those situations when the person decides to go for it but when it comes to the moment of truth, they get butterflies in their stomach and call it off and the lady doesn't get asked out.

    All I can say is that if you decide to go through with it, give a time like for example, wednesday at 7, and not a "want to go out sometime?"

    I've never asked a girl out though, its so much easier to call a phone number here and you're much more likely to get a yes and a yes to being intimate.

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    You perving again

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenton View Post
    Not so much as thread as just a blurting out that my new next door neighbour is an absolute stunner, gorgeous, mature and quite classy from what I can make from our few brief conversations. A very sexy lady by the looks of it

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    He'll fucking love that

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    The only Cheeks that spring to mind are the cheeks of your arse being spread open when yer in prison for stalking that poor woman. You will be singing like Boy Soprano.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necromancer View Post
    Maybe this is one of those situations when the person decides to go for it but when it comes to the moment of truth, they get butterflies in their stomach and call it off and the lady doesn't get asked out.

    All I can say is that if you decide to go through with it, give a time like for example, wednesday at 7, and not a "want to go out sometime?"

    I've never asked a girl out though, its so much easier to call a phone number here and you're much more likely to get a yes and a yes to being intimate.
    That sounds very nice and romantic, however is seems Kenton doesnt operate like that.. Rather than asking her do you want to go out, our very own Kenton would ask her if he can go straight in. Anyway at this time he s probably gone to bed with an icepack on Mickey after a hard nights overtime if you get my drift.. He will be on later though when he s back in full swing.
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    I choose to believe that Kenton looks like Magnum PI in real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave028 View Post
    I choose to believe that Kenton looks like Magnum PI in real life.
    And I think he looks more like Elmer Fudd.

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    So does he

    Quote Originally Posted by dave028 View Post
    I choose to believe that Kenton looks like Magnum PI in real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenton View Post
    Not so much as thread as just a blurting out that my new next door neighbour is an absolute stunner, gorgeous, mature and quite classy from what I can make from our few brief conversations. A very sexy lady by the looks of it
    If you saw her profile pop up here, dominatrix section, would you make the call?

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    It seems like non escorts don't like sex until they do it so its difficult to get them to do it right away. And many non escorts don't know that lubrication should be added to make it feel much better so its wanted more. The washing can remove alot of the natural stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necromancer View Post
    It seems like non escorts don't like sex until they do it so its difficult to get them to do it right away. And many non escorts don't know that lubrication should be added to make it feel much better so its wanted more. The washing can remove alot of the natural stuff
    Your avatar is more of a grim reaper than Necromancer
    Here is few different ones






    https://www.google.com/search?q=necromancer&tbm=isch
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