Originally Posted by
bmw528
Thats all very true M.S.Guy, however in a nervous situation like this, you could always try the following which I am sure the Courtesan would consent to. If you brought a large box of Marsh mallows of the chewiest type and keep eating them one by one until your jaws get sticky and you have to open your mouth and talk this could be an icebreaker and the Courtesan might see the amusing side to the situation.
. Depending on the Courtesan, and believe me ,as I have met quite a few in my punting time, she might even join in to ease the situation.
I thought you were going to do something kinky with those marshmallows.
To anyone that doesn't like me here.
I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.