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    Default Female Punters

    Are there any Female punters out there on these boards, Would be interested in hearing their take on the lifestyle?

    There is already too many of us dirty old guys on here

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    There are a few, two at least!! I've sent two pm's to female punters that were looking for recommendations for a bisexual escort, both responded but whether they will meet the lady I recommended I have no idea
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    There are a few, two at least!! I've sent two pm's to female punters that were looking for recommendations for a bisexual escort, both responded but whether they will meet the lady I recommended I have no idea
    That was me.
    I playing with myself and you.


    Ok it wasn't me.
    It was Fred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranknStein View Post
    That was me.
    I playing with myself and you.


    Ok it wasn't me.
    It was Fred.
    Well did you meet the ladies I recommended?
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    I don't think I can actually be classed as a punter but one time my female duo partner & I booked another lady to join us as a treat to ourselves after a good tour and another time (and this is the one that gives me great sympathy with you guys) I had become good friends with a regular of mine and we would occasionally meet up for a drink. At the time I was living in Belfast and none of my friends knew of my secret life so it was good to let off steam with someone who knew what I was up to.

    One night after a few drinks, we were a little merry & we decided to book an escort to join us for a threesome, splitting the cost 50/50. Let me point out that all I had ever done with this guy was a naked massage that used to end in me rimming him, that's what he asked for it wasn't my full service by the way lol
    Come to think of it I actually think he used this site, we decided on an outcall with eastern European lady, she really was beautiful. We didn't tell her that I was an escort because we didn't want to make her feel awkward so we pretended we were a couple. It started off great, Like I said she was stunning with a fantastic figure & the apartment was beautiful.
    He went to the bathroom for a quick shower and he came back into her undressing me and us kissing. He caught my eye and we gave each other a big grin like two cats that had got the cream. We thought we had chosen great and to be honest maybe if I wasn't an escort myself and we were a real couple we probably would have gone on thinking that but I started to notice little tricks she was doing in order to be able to do nothing while we sorted each other out. Like trying to get me to sit on his face or saying in that very sexy voice of hers why don't you two fuck now, let him take you from behind. She was very good how she did it making it sound really horny.

    I am not sure if it was the fact that he and I had gone past the oul having sex with each other thing and were just friends or it was because I was an escort and I knew how hard I worked in a booking. Thinking back I was probably the punter from hell because I was like, no chance we have paid you so we are not going to do all the work. She must have thought we were a really odd couple though because every time she suggested we do something sexual to each other we both looked horrified lol

    Anyway, he was fucking her from behind, she was making really loud totally fake noises which I found really off-putting but he was absolutely loving it and it was very horny to watch. Then all of a sudden she said "stop now your time is up"
    I was like WTF she didn't even warn him, she just threw him off. I wouldn't mind she was not wearing a watch, there was no clock on the wall and there was no music playing but I checked my watch and it was exactly 1 hour since our booking started. I have not got a clue how she knew but she did.
    I felt so sorry for him. What a fecking anti-climax the poor B@$t@rd he was knelt there with a raging hard-on looking gutted. She could have at least warned him that he needed to hurry himself along. Totally bad form but I did come away learning how not to behave x

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    Poor guy and technically you were a punter, hope you left a review stating what happened

    Thank you for sharing your story


    Quote Originally Posted by TheKinkyMasseuse View Post
    Anyway, he was fucking her from behind, she was making really loud totally fake noises which I found really off-putting but he was absolutely loving it and it was very horny to watch. Then all of a sudden she said "stop now your time is up"
    I was like WTF she didn't even warn him, she just threw him off. I wouldn't mind she was not wearing a watch, there was no clock on the wall and there was no music playing but I checked my watch and it was exactly 1 hour since our booking started. I have not got a clue how she knew but she did.
    I felt so sorry for him. What a fecking anti-climax the poor B@$t@rd he was knelt there with a raging hard-on looking gutted. She could have at least warned him that he needed to hurry himself along. Totally bad form but I did come away learning how not to behave x
    Last edited by Floki; 29-07-19 at 10:26.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funboy71 View Post
    Poor guy and technically you were a punter, hope you left a review stating what happened

    Thank you for sharing your story


    Quote Originally Posted by TheKinkyMasseuse View Post
    Anyway, he was fucking her from behind, she was making really loud totally fake noises which I found really off-putting but he was absolutely loving it and it was very horny to watch. Then all of a sudden she said "stop now your time is up"
    I was like WTF she didn't even warn him, she just threw him off. I wouldn't mind she was not wearing a watch, there was no clock on the wall and there was no music playing but I checked my watch and it was exactly 1 hour since our booking started. I have not got a clue how she knew but she did.
    I felt so sorry for him. What a fecking anti-climax the poor B@$t@rd he was knelt there with a raging hard-on looking gutted. She could have at least warned him that he needed to hurry himself along. Totally bad form but I did come away learning how not to behave x
    It was his account so maybe he did lol honestly to this day I have never figured out how she was so spot on with the time, ideas anyone???
    Last edited by Floki; 29-07-19 at 10:26.

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    Probably sang songs in her head to count the minutes

    It was his account so maybe he did lol honestly to this day I have never figured out how she was so spot on with the time, ideas anyone???[/QUOTE]

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    A bit like this ....


    Quote Originally Posted by funboy71 View Post
    Probably sang songs in her head to count the minutes


    It was his account so maybe he did lol honestly to this day I have never figured out how she was so spot on with the time, ideas anyone???
    [/QUOTE]

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    Of course it's a lifestyle and a secret one at that, do you tell your coworkers of family about your latest punt?

    Quote Originally Posted by goatboy View Post
    What would you want to know._.My sister avails of escort services from time to time._.Getting horny and paying for sex is hardly a lifestyle.

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