Funniest punting experience

[Mrbean76]

I once met a lady in a hotel, she had a puppy in her room, she said she couldn't get anyone to take care of him at home and had no choice but to take him with her. After a bj she assumed the doggy style position on the bed ,what else!! Anyway I got behind her and proceeded to do the business, my feet were hanging slightly over the end of the bed, so the puppy decides to stand on his back legs and proceeds to lick my feet, now some people might get a kick out of having their feet licked but not me!! He did stop after about 10 seconds thankfully but I was glad the appointment was only for thirty minutes . I won't say who the lady is but I certainly don't want to see her again.

[bmw528]

I once met a lady in a hotel, she had a puppy in her room, she said she couldn't get anyone to take care of him at home and had no choice but to take him with her. After a bj she assumed the doggy style position on the bed ,what else!! Anyway I got behind her and proceeded to do the business, my feet were hanging slightly over the end of the bed, so the puppy decides to stand on his back legs and proceeds to lick my feet, now some people might get a kick out of having their feet licked but not me!! He did stop after about 10 seconds thankfully but I was glad the appointment was only for thirty minutes . I won't say who the lady is but I certainly don't want to see her again.

Ye cheeky pup .

[slimboyfat]

Ye cheeky pup .

You must be a canophile.
You're like someone that loves a doggy.

[bmw528]

You must be a canophile.
You're like someone that loves a doggy.

Ye cheeky Fatser.

[Barney Rubble]

My first time in the rld in Amsterdam I went up to the door of a very attractive Asian SW who had beckoned me over.
When she opened the door I said "Hello. Are you free?"
She said 'no' and listed her prices.
She looked at me like I had two heads when I started to laugh.

Going of topic (again) but a few years ago I was working in a bar and a young cub came to the bar and asked if he could have a 7UP free. I was just about to say don't be so cheeky ye wee pup ye when I realised that was the new name for Diet 7UP.

[philipkntz]

I guess the funniest incidents I've had was when I accidentally shot my load in an escorts eye, (she was surprisingly ok about it) and next time I visited her, she tried to get me back. Right when I was at the point of no return, I realised that she was aiming directly at my face and turned my head just in time to shoot my load into my own ear. She saw me cumming and I heard myself cumming.

[philipkntz]

Another time, I was after phoning 2 different ladies a couple of times before finally deciding to make a booking with the more mature lady. When the door opened, both ladies confronted me accusing me of timewasteing. For once I was quick thinking, pointed out that I had only actually made one booking, that I was there on time with cash in my pocket, that I had tossed a coin to see which of them I visited first and that I planned to see the other later or next day, but as they were both sharing would a duo be possible.

[gonzo76]

Another time, I was after phoning 2 different ladies a couple of times before finally deciding to make a booking with the more mature lady. When the door opened, both ladies confronted me accusing me of timewasteing. For once I was quick thinking, pointed out that I had only actually made one booking, that I was there on time with cash in my pocket, that I had tossed a coin to see which of them I visited first and that I planned to see the other later or next day, but as they were both sharing would a duo be possible.

And was it?

[Barney Rubble]

And was it?

Yeah, like finish the feckin story Mr Cliff Hanger.

[Roderik]

Op, are you kidding me? I would love to have a puppy experience (no bestiality implied).