Want to play a game.

[whiteball]

i'll start, liquid laxative, syringe and a box
of chocolates. And say to the cashier when
did you say your birthday was.

[Barney Rubble]

i'll start, liquid laxative, syringe and a box
of chocolates. And say to the cashier when
did you say your birthday was.

I'll go back to the 1 posted on (Crap) Joke of the day.

A cucumber, condoms and Vaseline.

As the punchline went I wouldn't want her thinking I'm a vegetarian!

Oh and I added the condoms to make 3 items. Besides you might want to eat the cucumber after all !