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    These guys Really need to get laid




    Admirable feat of patience and ingenuity , ....hm , might like to direct their efforts to

    teach ‘em how to eat pussy x
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    These guys Really need to get laid




    Admirable feat of patience and ingenuity , ....hm , might like to direct their efforts to

    teach ‘em how to eat pussy x
    I think them boys got laid alright!! But definitely NO pussy involved !!
    Last edited by Barney Rubble; 28-03-19 at 20:44. Reason: I should have said with each other - do gay men get laid ? Or is that just eggs ?
    Are we there yet ?

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    So many of the world's problems could be solved if only more people could get laid properly.

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    Just now , this evening I had entertained a young gentleman , and still I am not certain if

    he was a predator , or tortured soul .

    I sense things . I put him through not my usual 20 questions , but 50 qs to ease him up .

    Yea , more people should get laid more often !!

    But huge diff in what manner : that young man was wound as tight as a bow , and in turn

    that tension translates to Me .

    Seems - I think at least - just much hurt in him , don’t know how to open up . But darn !

    Him ‘getting laid’ this evening did Nothing to ease his soul .

    And my heart goes out , and I wish I could’ve done more for him .

    But perhaps he was wolf in sheep’s ...


    Watch this space x if I drop off , I’d been picked off

    ( did make sure he knew all the precautions and preventative measures I have in place , and neighbors

    just next door , just bang on wall — hence need be ‘quiet’ while doin’ the Wildthang x )


    I hope he was genuine ; I wish I could’ve helped more x # ‘“Courtesan” with the golden heart’ 😉 xxx
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    No hope for these guys.

    Clearly, these men have both become wizards as a result of reaching age 30 as virgins. They have thus been endowed with magical powers, which they have used to create intricate domino-like machines made from carrots, ping pong balls and playing cards.

    Truly beyond saving.

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    Can we really start a thread about how an egg feels ?
    Are we there yet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Just now , this evening I had entertained a young gentleman , and still I am not certain if

    he was a predator , or tortured soul .

    I sense things . I put him through not my usual 20 questions , but 50 qs to ease him up .

    Yea , more people should get laid more often !!

    But huge diff in what manner : that young man was wound as tight as a bow , and in turn

    that tension translates to Me .

    Seems - I think at least - just much hurt in him , don’t know how to open up . But darn !

    Him ‘getting laid’ this evening did Nothing to ease his soul .

    And my heart goes out , and I wish I could’ve done more for him .

    But perhaps he was wolf in sheep’s ...


    Watch this space x if I drop off , I’d been picked off

    ( did make sure he knew all the precautions and preventative measures I have in place , and neighbors

    just next door , just bang on wall — hence need be ‘quiet’ while doin’ the Wildthang x )


    I hope he was genuine ; I wish I could’ve helped more x # ‘“Courtesan” with the golden heart’ 😉 xxx
    Much ado about nothing - you are thinking too deeply - AGAIN !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmango View Post
    Much ado about nothing - you are thinking too deeply - AGAIN !!
    Unnecessary Comment .

    : were you there in my apartment with me ?

    Frock off , you in a fancy dress .

    : Even years later now , ya just still can’t let things be . Pitiful .


    Thought we have sorted your rejection a while back on fairly friendly terms .

    Now please , fly off and give me a wide berth .

    I’ll thank you for it .


    And even now , typing I’m getting ticked off ! Ya gnarly know nothing ,

    were you there ? Ya know Nothing , yet spout . Go fly a fish .
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punter08 View Post
    Sign up to one of them websites and order a mail order bride. I will say this about Asian women, they look after you and make sure you don't go hungry.
    They know the pleasure they can give men through their nipples too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    These guys Really need to get laid




    Admirable feat of patience and ingenuity , ....hm , might like to direct their efforts to

    teach ‘em how to eat pussy x
    I'm sorry, Stephanie, I gave up after about 30 seconds, how did it end

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