We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Barney Rubble (14-06-23), whiteball (12-06-23)
In Swedish the word Grątrunka means to cry while masturbating.
The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker .
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Barney Rubble (14-06-23), ladiesman217 (15-06-23), whiteball (15-06-23)
Mrbean76 (15-06-23)
I remember the time when my brother got sent to jail. He flipped completely and smeared his own sh*t all over the walls.
We've never played Monopoly again.....
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
Mrbean76 (15-06-23)
I called 999...
"What's your emergency?" they asked.
"Two girls are fighting over me!"
"OK, well what's the problem?"
"The fat one is winning!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (21-06-23), Mrbean76 (15-06-23)
They say masturbation is better
with a dead arm.
Apparently I ruined that funeral.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (21-06-23), Mrbean76 (21-06-23)
Barney Rubble (21-06-23), HotRockinLove (21-06-23)
HotRockinLove (21-06-23), SteveB (21-06-23)
Barney Rubble (21-06-23), HotRockinLove (21-06-23)