Crap joke of the day

**whiteball** · 22-05-23, 10:22

I used to sell security alarms door to door,
and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a
brochure on the kitchen table.

**whiteball** · 23-05-23, 09:42

Masturbation is a touchy subject,
but oral sex is a matter of taste.

**whiteball** · 24-05-23, 10:41

What did one cow say to the other cow?
Lend me your jersey I'm friesian.

**whiteball** · 25-05-23, 10:30

When you have a clap light in your
bedroom, rough sex also becomes
a rave.

**whiteball** · 26-05-23, 13:50

Warning if you buy a watch that
says you can swim with it. This
only applies if you can already
sewim.

**whiteball** · 27-05-23, 13:48

My wife says she thinks we should
sleep in separate beds.
Great idea! I've chosen Michelle's
at number 23.

**whiteball** · 28-05-23, 10:44

A priest, a minister and a rabbit
walk into a bar. The rabbit says,
"I think I might be a typo."

**whiteball** · 29-05-23, 08:55

A woman walked into the kitchen to
tind her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter. "What are you doing," she
asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any? She said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell
them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the
phone."

**Mrbean76** · 31-05-23, 21:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEqAolZFB0&t=143s

**whiteball** · 06-06-23, 09:39

A woman just asked me if I prefer
legs or breasts. I told her I'm more
into a shaved vagina and anal.
Apparently, this is not an appropriate
answer at KFC.

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