Crap joke of the day

**whiteball** · 16-05-23, 09:55

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**Mrbean76** · 16-05-23, 22:27

**whiteball** · 17-05-23, 10:08

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**whiteball** · 18-05-23, 09:29

A bride on her wedding night says
to her husband, "I must confess
darling, I used to be a hooker."
He says, "That's a bit of a shock dear,
but I must admit, I find it quite erotic.
Tell me about it."
She replies, "Well my name was Nigel,
and I played for Wigan!"

**Mrbean76** · 18-05-23, 20:29

Just been for my prostate exam, got the thumbs up .

My wife dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed . After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

What do you call an angry counsellor.?
A therapissed !!

Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no R in it . I said " No way "

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.

A boy goes to the Olympics and approaches a man with a long stick and says to him " are you a pole vaulter ?"

" No , I'm German " says the man " but how did you know my name? "

**Craig323** · 20-05-23, 03:55

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

**Mrbean76** · 20-05-23, 11:58

https://youtube.com/shorts/9zLclWV7HEU?feature=share4

**whiteball** · 20-05-23, 12:58

Apparently I can no longer go into the
bakers and ask the young girl behind
the counter if I can see her Baps.
I wish they would put them back in under
counter cabinet with the other rolls so I
needn't have all this fuss.
I am banned now for a week.

**whiteball** · 21-05-23, 09:48

I pointed to two old drunks sitting
across the bar from us and told my
friend, "That's us in 10 years."
He said, "That's a mirror, dipshit."

**Mrbean76** · 21-05-23, 20:31

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