I bought a new Sat Nav it's really good...
Yesterday I drove past a zoo and it said
Bear left..... Now that's clever!
I bought a new Sat Nav it's really good...
Yesterday I drove past a zoo and it said
Bear left..... Now that's clever!
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (07-08-22)
Q. What happened to the guy who
assaulted the laughing psychic?
A. He was arrested for striking a
happy medium.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (07-08-22)
I've been charged with murder for
killing a man with sandpaper.
I only intended to rough him up a bit.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (07-08-22)
Murphy said to Paddy, "What the f@#k are
you doing talking into that envelope."
Paddy replies, "I'm sending a voice mail
you thick b@$t@rd!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (10-08-22)
Last night I tried sharing a bag of chips
with a homeless man who was sat on the
curb... he said sod off and get your own
bl@@dy chips.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (10-08-22)
Female response when hit with the
chat-up line..."You look really familiar?"
Female replies, "I don't know... do you
watch a lot of porn?"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (10-08-22)
I rang up BT and said: "I want to
report a nuisance caller."
She said: "Not you again."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (10-08-22)
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
has been discovered in Egypt......
Archaeologists believe it may be
Pharaoh Roche...
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (10-08-22)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
BarryD (13-08-22)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Stephanie (16-08-22), TheSavannah (12-08-22)