Crap joke of the day

**Mrbean76** · 19-02-22, 22:24

What have women and a McDonald's happy meal got in common?

They both come with a toy inside.....

**Mrbean76** · 07-03-22, 20:13

I had to go to see my doctor the other day.

He told me I had to stop masturbating . I asked him why.

He said " Because I'm trying to examine you "

**Mrbean76** · 10-03-22, 18:00

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme....

**Mrbean76** · 12-03-22, 23:55

Sweating when filling up, feeling sick over fuel prices?

You're suffering from car owner virus!!

**saradavex** · 16-03-22, 16:31

Originally Posted by Mrbean76

It's not easy being a penis, you have a head with no brain , an eye that can't see, you have to hang around with two nuts, you live around the corner from an asshole and your best friend is a cunt!!

That's a good one 🙂

**Mrbean76** · 17-03-22, 17:02

**Mrbean76** · 18-03-22, 23:42

I walked into the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed . Looking at her lifeless body I decided to have one last go .

Right in the middle of it she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!!

Honestly some people are sick in the head !!

**Nononsense111** · 19-03-22, 11:27

I had nothing in my pockets except my Tesco clubcard to get the ice off my windshield. It was useless I was only getting about 10% of the ice off

**BarryD** · 20-03-22, 07:15

._. got this one in the gym Friday ._.
why did the farmer get kicked out of the gym?
._.
he was destroying his calves!

**BarryD** · 24-03-22, 19:19

joke from the gym are getting worse ._.

What do you call a pony with a cough?
A
little
hoarse!

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