Crap joke of the day

**Mrbean76** · 22-07-21, 20:33

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows....

**SonicWNC** · 22-07-21, 21:31

"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"

**SonicWNC** · 23-07-21, 22:15

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

**whoseyourdaddy** · 24-07-21, 08:51

Started a new job packing vegetables.

The hours are lousy but the celery's great!

**whoseyourdaddy** · 24-07-21, 08:58

Bumped into my old buddy Bonnie Tyler the other day and invited her for a coffee.

I suggested Starbucks and she said no. I said maybe Costa Coffee, she sniffily refused.

Then I realised what was going on... she was holding out for a Nero...

**SonicWNC** · 24-07-21, 22:03

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

**SonicWNC** · 26-07-21, 20:35

What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.

**SonicWNC** · 27-07-21, 21:03

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

**whoseyourdaddy** · 28-07-21, 22:28

Captain Kirk asked Stevie Nicks to marry him.

She refused apparently because she didn't want to be known as Stevie Shatner Nicks!

**SonicWNC** · 29-07-21, 21:25

“Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand”

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