Apparently the average person has sex 54 times a year.
Not sure I'm ready for the next three days
Apparently the average person has sex 54 times a year.
Not sure I'm ready for the next three days
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
IAmLIAm (31-12-23)
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Crap {and very unPC} joke of the day
Mrbean76 (30-01-24)
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“I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire
Originally Posted by Dieve
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I'm going to start a vibrator repair service, I'll call it Inspect Her Gadget.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
DannyZuko (31-01-24)
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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
That gives me an idea for a new TV show about proving sexual theories etc. I would call it "Clitbusters" ����
Mrbean76 (31-01-24)
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Stewart Francis -
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
"I quit my job at the helium gas factory - I didn't like being spoken to in that tone."
"I like what mechanics wear, overall."
"In court I was found guilty of being egotistical...I am appealing."
"At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy...I loved that wheelchair."
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
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