We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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Well it is bleeding freezing....
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Parenting 101 : driving my son to school this morning , he told me that he has a religion test and he does not feel too ready . I told him not to worry and to write "God help me" in the test , that should do
What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties…
… is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
This really hot blonde sat down in front of me on the bus.
I said "Excuse me love, you've got two cum stains on the back of your pants".
She said "I have children, that's probably yoghurt."
I said "I don't cum yoghurt."
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