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  1. 11-06-23, 20:43 #761
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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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  3. 14-06-23, 21:45 #762
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    In Swedish the word Grątrunka means to cry while masturbating.

    The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker .
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    In Swedish the word Grątrunka means to cry while masturbating.

    The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker .




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    I remember the time when my brother got sent to jail. He flipped completely and smeared his own sh*t all over the walls.

    We've never played Monopoly again.....
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    I called 999...
    "What's your emergency?" they asked.
    "Two girls are fighting over me!"
    "OK, well what's the problem?"
    "The fat one is winning!"
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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  11. 21-06-23, 11:25 #766
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    They say masturbation is better
    with a dead arm.
    Apparently I ruined that funeral.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    That whacky backy isn't agreeing with poor Kermit - look how pale he has got !
    Hello darkness my old friend.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    That whacky backy isn't agreeing with poor Kermit - look how pale he has got !
    Obviously wearing sunscreen ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Obviously wearing sunscreen ...
    At least someone has taken my advice Steve !
    Hello darkness my old friend.....
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