Crap joke of the day

[whiteball]

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls
over and dies. The man begins to walk
out when the bartender stops him.
"Hey, you can't leave that lyin there!"
The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: "It's not a Lion.
It's a giraffe."

[whiteball]

I can't take my dog to the park as
all the ducks keep trying to bite him...
My fault for getting one that's pure bread.

[whiteball]

After a football game between England and Scotland
10,000 beer cans were left in London by Scottish fans.
Both of them have been arrested.

[louisvangil]

What do you call a female Peacock ..... a Peapussy ... !!!!

[whiteball]

Two men sitting in a bar having a drink.
First man says, "Just bought a top of the
line hearing aid for $7,000."
Second man says, "Really? What kind is it?"
"It's 12.30."

[whiteball]

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole
all the Viagra. The police put out an alert
to be on the lookout for the two hardened
criminals.

[whiteball]

They say during sex you burn off as
many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in 30
seconds.

[whiteball]

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.
My girlfriend lives forty miles away.

[whiteball]

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand
and a dozen doughnuts.

[whiteball]

A woman walks out of the shower,
winks at her boyfriend, and says,
"Honey, I shaved myself down there.
Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means
the drain is clogged again."