Crap joke of the day

**Mrbean76** · 26-03-22, 13:08

**BarryD** · 27-03-22, 06:19

lads I defo have the crappiest one... ._.

i ate a clock yesterday...
it was very time consuming
but i went back for seconds

**BarryD** · 27-03-22, 13:05

...thinking which is worse...^^^ or...

the clocks went forward last night ...
if I was in charge they wouldn't go back, no way...
not on my watch

**Mrbean76** · 27-03-22, 21:46

**Mrbean76** · 30-03-22, 22:08

I'm looking for a woman that loves to suck but not swallow....

I need her to help me steal petrol ⛽

**Mrbean76** · 03-04-22, 19:04

**BarryD** · 10-04-22, 17:19

why did the orange stop half way across the road .?.
it ran out of juice...

why did the bicycle stop half way across the road .?.
it was two tyred...

**BarryD** · 10-04-22, 18:53

Originally Posted by Ketchup

Awh jays barry, they are really crap ones.

sounds like encouragement to me Ketchup .

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Two monkeys in a bath

One turns to the other and says 'OOO AAHHH AHH AHH!'

The other says 'Put some cold in then'

**Mrbean76** · 22-04-22, 21:27

Why can't two Asians make a white baby ?

Because two wongs don't make a white .

**Mrbean76** · 12-05-22, 21:22

Six top topless women sounds nice .....

Dozen tit .

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